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January 2009
2006 Q-ships

It’s getting harder and harder to find high performance sedans and wagons with sticks. Despite the paucity, we’ve managed to find these six stealth fighters that will get you where you want to go with the minimal amount of interruptions of the wrong kind.

BMW M5
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$115,500 Cdn.

After a too long hiatus, the ultimate Q-ship is back with a yummy 500 h.p./384 lb.-ft. of torque vee-ten. For now, the only tranny is a new seven-speed sequential manual gearbox with multiple ratio settings. BMW’s active steering has been ditched for a mechanically variable ratio that changes depending on which of the three shock settings chosen. A technical tour de force from a company that sometimes can make the nice folks at NASA look like a knitting bee.
2006 BMW M5 FTLOD Review

 

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New for 2006: The king has returned!
S-S.com choice: Silver Grey Metallic
Cudda hadda: Spy shots of an M5 Touring have been floating around
Why Buy?: Who needs a stinkin’ Ferrari?

Audi S4 Avant
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$71,100 Cdn.

You may have noticed the new Audi corporate shnoz, or the more subtle quad exhaust pipes in lieu of the previous generation’s duals. But what Audi hasn’t messed with is the 340 h.p./302 lb.-ft. of torque 4.2-litre vee-eight. Or the aggressive, yet compliant ride and handling. And of course, you still get a functional, five-passenger sports wagon with typical Audi world-class interior. If you think wagons are nerdy, the equally stealthy S4 sedan works just as nicely as a Q-ship
2006 S4 Sedan FTLOD Review
2004 S4 Cab FTLOD Review

 

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New for 2006: See above (duh!)
S-S.com choice: Light Silver Metallic
Cudda hadda: RS4 and S6 Q-ships arrive later on in ‘06
Why Buy?: How many vee-eight, sport wagons with a stick are out there?

Cadillac CTS-V
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$71,740 Cdn.

One of Cadillac V Series’ claimed “Five Second” cars, the CTS-V gets to 96 km/h in that time primarily because of a 400 h.p./395 lb.-ft. of torque 6.0-litre vee-eight and six-speed stick that is more commonly found in a ‘Vette. The rear-drive chassis was honed on what is becoming The General’s favourite proving ground: the Nürburgring.

 

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New for 2006: Whoopeee! Power sunroof now standard
S-S.com choice: Stealth Gray, Performance Shock Absorber Package, and P245/45R18W performance rubber
Cudda hadda: Will the Z06 mill fit in the next CTS?
Why Buy?: Both looks and performance that can scare the faint of heart

BMW 530Xi Touring M Sport Package
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$79,300 Cdn.

With less weight, better fuel economy, quicker to 100 km/h acceleration, shorter braking distances and more cornering grip, any wonder why you would pick an X5 over this equally commodious wagon? Combine the Touring’s sweet 225 h.p./220 lb.-ft. of torque 3.0-litre straight-six with the M Sport Package, highlighted by sport seats and 18-inch rubber, and this is one stealthy family wagon.

 

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New for 2006: Everything we love in a 5, and more
S-S.com choice: Titanium Gray Metallic
Cudda hadda: Spy shots of an M5 Touring have been floating around
Why Buy?: If you need utility in your BMW

Volvo V70 R
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$62,495 Cdn.

Cooking Volvo wagons may be ubiquitous, but the hot rod Rs are as rare as, well, a fast Volvo. As before, Volvo's pulling out all the tech tricks with AWD, driver-adjustable traction/stability controls and dynamically variable suspension bits. Oh, and a 300 h.p./295 lb.-ft. of torque, 2.5-litre blown straight-five is a nice trick too. Not as connected to the road as the cars above, but this is one fast mutha' of a Volvo.
2006 Volvo Ocean Race XC70, six straight questions

 

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New for 2006: Six-speed manumatic, but you aren’t interested in that
S-S.com choice: Titanium Grey
Cudda hadda: The vee-eight from the S 80 would look mighty fine under the hood of this car
Why Buy?: “I’m not driving that fast, Honey, it’s only a Volvo!”

Saab 9-5 Sportcombi
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$45,000 Cdn.

Sportcombi must be Saab for wagon. Or Q-ship. I dunno. But for ’06 there are new exterior looks, cockpit details, upgraded chassis suspension and one model instead of three. There’s still only a 2.3-litre four, but at 260 h.p./ 258 lb.-ft. of torque, it’s the most guts in a Saab ever. If you're looking for a non-Teutonic alternative, this is a well-built Euro-wagon with comfortable interiors, smart highway manners and a bit of a bargain to boot.

 

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New for 2006: Extended life
S-S.com choice: Steel Grey Metallic, sport suspension/sport leather package
Cudda hadda: New 9-3 Sportcombi if you need less room and more zoom
Why Buy?: For the torque-steer lover in you




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