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January 2009
2005 Q-ships 

There’s driving fast, and then there’s driving without attracting the wrong type of attention. We highly recommend any of these six stealth fighters with an exterior done up in pavement-mimicking charcoal

BMW 545i
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$77,700 Cdn.

Brand new in ’04, car zealots have had their shorts in a knot wondering if BMW was going to screw up their beloved 5 Series. Driving-wise, no worries. From the ideal 50/50 front to rear weight distribution, to the car zealot-mandatory six-speed stick, to the smooth-as-a-locomotive 325-hp, 4.5-litre vee-eight from the 7 Series, the 5 borders on being a muscle car—but with class
2005 BMW 545i vs. 2005 Audi A6 4.2 FTLOD Comparo

 

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New for 2005: Active Steering a standalone option
S-S.com choice: The stick and the Sport package in Titanium Grey
Cudda hadda: There are a few previously-lusted-over late model M5s out there
Why Buy?: The M5 is on hiatus, and when it does come back it will be SMG-equipped only. So…

Cadillac CTS-V
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$70,700 Cdn.

Theoretically inspired by Teutonic tuners such as AMG and BMW’s M werkes, this is the first in what Cadillac is promising is another step to becoming The Standard of the World—again. Starting with the 400-hp, 5.7-litre Corvette vee-eight with its mandatory six-speed stick helps (a lot!). The rear-drive chassis was honed on what is becoming The General’s favourite proving grounds: the Nürburgring

 

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New for 2005: Mandatory stick? Cadillac must be serious
S-S.com choice: In Stealth (yes, Stealth) Grey
Cudda hadda: Like we said, there are a few previously-lusted-over late model M5s out there
Why Buy?: 400 horsepower don’t lie

Audi S4 Sedan/Wagon
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$68,250 - $69,700 Cdn.

Subtle styling tweaks, four-season power delivery from the hot-rod 340-hp, 4.2-litre vee-eight, aggressive, yet compliant ride and handling—and you get a functional five-passenger car with a typical Audi world-class interior. Throw on some snows and pretend you actually like winter
2004 S4 Cab FTLOD Review

 

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New for 2005: Nada. New model with DaSilva nose-job coming mid-year
S-S.com choice: The wagon in Dolphin Grey with a stick
Cudda hadda: Two A4 1.8T Avants
Why Buy?: The Swiss Army Knife of cars

Volvo S60R/V70R
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$59,995 - $60,995 Cdn.

After a one-year’s absence, the sportiest of all Volvos returns to The Straight-Goods. As before, Volvo's pulling out all the tech tricks with AWD, driver-adjustable traction/stability controls and dynamically variable suspension bits. Oh, and a 300-hp, 2.5-litre blown straight-five is a nice trick too. Not as connected to the road as the cars above, but this one fast mutha' of a Volvo

 

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New for 2005: New front and rear fascias and interior equipment tweaks
S-S.com choice: Wagon with the stick in Titanium Grey
Cudda hadda: 2002 540i Touring with a stick
Why Buy?: “How could I’ve been driving that fast Officer, it’s a Volvo!”

Audi allroad 2.7T quattro
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$58,800 Cdn.

With the demise of last year’s S6 Avant, along with its 340-hp 4.2-litre, vee-eight (sigh…), if you want an A6 Avant that’s fun-to-drive, the allroad with the 250-hp, 259-lb-ft of torque 2.7-litre turbo vee-six AND six-speed stick is all that’s left on the Audi menu. You still get the munificent A6 interior and trick air suspension and finally (!) a monochromatic paint scheme so no one mistakes you for an Outback driver

 

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New for 2005: Not much, replacement coming in ‘06
S-S.com choice: Atlas Grey
Cudda hadda: V70R or allraod, we’d still go for a 2002 540i Touring with a stick
Why Buy?: Interior will make the Designer Guys proud

Saab 9-5 Aero Sedan/Wagon
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$53,000 - $54,000 Cdn.

There are lessor Linear and Arc models, but if you want to find out what legendary Saab torque-steer feels like, go for the 250-hp Aero with the available five-speed stick. If you're looking for a non-Teutonic alternative, this is a well-built Euro-wagon with comfortable interiors, and smart highway manners. Class nerd looks do not attract attention—a good thing!

 

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New for 2005: Three new colours, and an optional sat nav
S-S.com choice: With the stick in Titanium Silver
Cudda hadda: 2002 540i Touring with a stick...wadda you expect?
Why Buy?: We don’t need no steenking traction!!




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