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January 2009

2004 Anti-SUVs


The station wagon begat the SUV, which begat the crossover, which begat the sports tourer, which, now has begat, er, the station wagon. You gotta love Darwinism.

BMW 325I Touring/325xi Touring
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$40,950 - $45,900 Cdn.

Just like the last 5 Series wagon spanked the X5 for driving fun and practicality, so does the 3 Series to its sister X3 act. The available stick mated to the only engine option, the ever-silky 2.5-litre, 184-hp straight-six, gives you sports sedan thrills with a tad more space in the back. Take our advice: Buy the optional cargo net…

 

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New for 2004: With the popularity of the X3 mutant, the Touring’s days may be numbered
S-S.com choice: Stick plus the M Sports package
Cudda hadda: 2000 540iTouring, sports package and stick
Why Buy?: If you’ve actually driven a BMW X3, you’ll know why

Audi A4 Avant 1.8T/1.8T quattro/3.0 quattro
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$35,735 - $46,940 Cdn.

Audi has always followed the form-over-function philosophy with their Avants, so this is more of a backpack than a steamer trunk. Bauhuas styling, tactile steering and the availability of manual trannys with quattro are only some of the reasons to pick the pricier A4 over its Passat stablemate

 

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New for 2004: New in ’03, so, er, nuthin’
S-S.com choice: The six, the stick, and the sport suspension
Cudda hadda: 2002 Allroad
Why Buy?: Bigger than a Jetta, smaller than a Passat: just right!

Volkswagen Passat GLS/GLX/W8
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$31,020 - $55,820 Cdn.

With the VW Group's platform sharing, it's always a bit of a game trying to ignore the brands and find the best value. In the past you couldn't get a Passat with a stick and AWD, which made an A4 or A6 an obvious choice. Well, now the choice is harder with the available 271-hp, dubya-8 and the available six-speed manual AND sport package.

 

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New for 2004: Telematics system; new wheels
S-S.com choice: The dubya-8 with the six-speed manual AND sport package, duh
Cudda hadda: 2001 Allroad
Why Buy?: One less Touareg on the roads

Dodge Magnum SE/ SXT/RT
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$27,995 - $36,995 Cdn.

Sister to the new Chrysler 300, this rear-drive, five-passenger Dodge boss wagon is seriously worth considering over pricier Euro estates. Seriously. Did we mention the 340-hp/390 lb.-ft. of torque, HEMI?

 

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New for 2004: Wagons are cool again
S-S.com choice: Give me a HEMI!
Cudda hadda: 1999 BMW 540iTouring with 6-speed stick
Why Buy?: One less Durango on the roads

Cadillac SRX
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$52,250 - $60,930 Cdn.

Forget the acronyms: this is an CTS wagon. The rigid, rear-drive Sigma chassis provides balanced returns from the steering, with a half-decent ride. Forget the new 3.6-liter vee-six and get the 320-hp, 315 lb-ft of torque, 4.6-liter DOHC 32-valve aluminum vee-eight with variable valve timing—you’ll get to 100 km/h in 6.7 seconds and thank us in the morning

 

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New for 2004: A luxury wagon that hauls ***
S-S.com choice: Can I get the Northstar sans AWD? Nope
Cudda hadda: Two used CTSs with ski boxes
Why Buy?: A vote for the SRX is a vote against the Escalade

Subaru Forester 2.5 XT
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$35,995 Cdn.

Yes. A Forester. But this turbocharged flat-four with variable valve timing grunts out 235 lb-ft of torque and 210-hp that delivers 0- 60 runs in 5.3 seconds. Heh, heh... If you need a bigger WRX, this AWD wagon fills the bill. 0- 60 in 5.3 seconds. Heh, heh…

 

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New for 2004: Blow the Birkenstocks off your neighbour’s CR-V
S-S.com choice: Silver with a stick and the optional "I stop for canoe crossings" bumper sticker
Cudda hadda: Uh, how about a WRX wagon
Why Buy?: A cute-ute that scoots

Close, but no cigar…


Audi Allroad $58,800 Cdn.
Nice:This is a versatile wagon that has a world-class interior, a powerful engine with an available stick, quattro Naughty: This is the most expensive Passat wagon you can buy

Chevrolet Malibu Maxx LS/LT $26,205 - $30,655 Cdn.
Nice:Amazingly flexible rear end – almost Saab-like Naughty: Uhhhhgleee!! No stick

Honda Element /Y/Y 4WD $23,900 - $28,900 Cdn.
Nice:Lower center of gravity and more firmly sprung than the CR-V donour mechanicals Naughty: Love it, or leave it styling. Door configuration not very kid convenient

Infiniti FX35/45 $52,700 - $60,200 Cdn.
Nice: Basically, a G35 wagon with a mondo vee-eight – what’s not to like! AWD reverts to RWD when not engaged Naughty: Space utilization sucks

Lexus IS300 Sportcross $44,585 Cdn.
Nice: Rear-wheel drive, velvety straight-six Naughty: More of a hatch then a wagon. Wish we could have the 5-speed instead of the Playstation button automanual

Mazda6 Sport Wagon $26,995 - $31,495 Cdn.
Nice: Everything we like in the very Euro 6 plus utility. Good value for car zealots with playpens Naughty: FWD

Mercedes-Benz C240/C320 Wagon $43,200 - $54,200 Cdn.
Nice: Sophisticated styling matched with smooth sixes Naughty: More "lunching ladies" than "boss wagon"

Mercedes-Benz E320 4MATIC/E500 4MATIC $76,300 - $89,700 Cdn.
Nice: If you want the biggest and the baddest… Naughty: … it will cost you, bub

Pontiac Vibe AWD/GT $20,985 - $26,975 Cdn.
Nice: Lots of space for the money. Better looking than sister-Matrix Naughty: Can’t get the 180-hp engine AWD with the 6-speed. Dealing with Pontiac dealers

Saab 9-5 Wagon Linear/Arc/Aero $41,000 - $54,000 Cdn.
Nice: Comfy, stylish on the inside Naughty: Torque steer on the outside

Toyota Matrix AWD/XRS $16,745 - $24,640 Cdn.
Nice: Lots of space for the money. High Toyota residuals Naughty: Can’t get the 180-hp engine AWD with the 6-speed. Sucking-guppy styling

Volvo V70 2.4/2.5T AWD/T5 $37,995 - $48,995
Nice: Plenty of room for soccer equipment, and players Naughty: Wooden chassis has a hard time managing all that torque through the front wheels on the T5

Fuhgeddaboutit…


Chrysler Pacifica $39,900 - $42,500
An underpowered, overweight, overpriced four seat, low roof minivan – now there’s a segment waiting to be busted!

Ford Taurus Wagon SE/SEL $28,355 - $29,510
The renter’s choice

Jaguar X-Type wagon 2.5/3.0 $41,195 - $46,995 Cdn.
Can’t be found in the States as Jaguar North America fears a Jag wagon is vulgar. We agree

Mercury Grand Marquis $36,125 - $38,915
Kinda of like a lowered F-150 SuperCrew. No?

Saturn L300 Wagon $24,790
Save the embarrassment and buy a used Passat wagon

Mercury Marauder $47,140 Cdn.
Needs another 100-hp, quick-oops, not quick enough, as this is the last year for the not-so-hot rod Merc

Subaru Legacy GT/Outback $27,295 - $43,995 Cdn.
Wait for the coming, much improved 2005 model

Volkswagen Jetta Wagon GLS/GLS TDI/GLS 1.8T $25,990 - $27,860 Cdn.
No VR6. No 4Motion. No way

Volvo V40 $32,495 Cdn.
With little turbo-four, FWD, and no stick, wadda you think? New Ford C Platform replacement coming late in 2004. Wait!!

Volvo XC70 Cross Country $49,495 Cdn.
Buy the 2.5T AWD V70 instead for a better handling, more tastefully attired and send the $5K you saved to your favourite charity





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