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January 2009

'Tis the season...

December 21, 2007 - By John LeBlanc

`Tis the season for retractions, back pedalling and “what-we-really-means” in the automotive industry.

Too much eggnog, or the stress of last-minute Christmas shopping seems to have led to a flurry of recent about-faces:

Take for example Porsche’s `green’ Cayenne...

The Flip:

These days, if an automaker wants to make a green statement with the press, it does so at the resurgent Los Angeles auto show.

Which is what Porsche did at this year’s show, announcing the gas-electric hybrid version of its Cayenne SUV.

With “hybrid” scrawled down its rocker panels, the Porsche of hybrid SUVs claimed a 120 km/h top speed on battery power alone.

Michael H. Leiters, head of Porsche’s hybrid program, said his company is trying to shake its anti-green image.

“If everyone is saying you are not environmentally friendly, that is not good.” adding that hybrids are the solution.

The Flop:

If you were ready to place an order for your planet-saving Porsche, hold onto your wallet.

This week, Automotive News is reporting Porsche isn’t quite sure when buyers will get a chance to test Porsche’s green SUV.

A Porsche manager said there is still no decision on the planned introduction date.

“I’m sure we’ll only introduce the new system with the start of the next SUV generation in 2010."

The possibility of a Porsche hybrid in North America is "also apparently smaller than initially thought.”


... or GM’s Lutz reconsideration ...

The Flip:

Last week, in an interview with The Associated Press, Bob Lutz, General Motors’ vice-chair of Global Product Development, said he wanted to retire from GM after the company brings its plug-in electric Chevrolet Volt to market, possibly sometime in 2010.

"You never know about your health. You never know about the needs of the corporation," said Lutz.

Fair enough.

Over the course of a four-decade career, the 75-year-old Lutz has been around the automotive block a few times with Chrysler, Ford, BMW and GM Europe.

Since rejoining The General in 2001, Lutz has been the main force behind the “product first” shift within GM that has led to some of the company’s best cars ever, like the new Chevrolet Malibu, and Cadillac CTS and the strategy to make Saturn the North American outpost for European Opel products.

The Flop:

Was GM reminded it doesn’t have anyone to fill Lutz’s shoes?

What about the jittery nerves of stockholders envisioning a GM without Lutz?

Whatever. The very next day Lutz came out with a lesson on semantics.

"Unfortunately, this was misinterpreted as a statement that I would retire at the end of 2010. While this remains a possibility, it is not ’a plan’! We’ll just take it a year at a time!"

... and finally, Volvo’s on again, off again XC90 ...

The Flip:

This week Auto Motor and Sport Sweden reported that the the new U.S. fuel bill is threatening the future of Volvo’s XC90 SUV.

The new regulation would see the first round of increased fuel economy standards imposed for the 2011 model year, setting automakers on a path to reach the 35 mpg standard a decade later. It’s a challenge, as is the European Union’s lower carbon emissions regs coming in 2012.

Volvo has no production-ready fuel-saving technologies like a gasoline-electric hybrid or start/stop functionality. And SUV sales are declining in general.

So it would make sense that a brand like Volvo, with a high percentage of tree-hugging customers, would work on more environmentally friendly (ie, smaller) vehicles.

The Flop:

The XC90 lives!

Volvo quickly made a statement that a face-lifted XC90 is in the works for and an XC90 replacement has not been cancelled.

What the Ford-owned brand didn’t announce was how its large utility vehicle would meet forthcoming fuel economy and carbon emissions regs.

Of course, this comes from the same company that last year retracted an employee’s statement admitting that the new S80 would replace the S60.

And how’s that new S60 coming along, Volvo?

- John LeBlanc, Publisher



Sort by Year:


the Crank 107: Au revoir, ecoAUTO...

the Crank 106: Wagons ho!

the Crank 105: Show Wars

the Crank 104:
Neutered muscle car, or the best of both worlds?


the Crank 103:
Little Tatas, huge hype


the Crank 102:
The mouse speaks


the Crank 101:
Future shock


the Crank 100:
Looking for change in Detroit
this year?


the Crank #99:
'Tis the season...


the Crank #98:
35 MPG, or bust!


the Crank #97:
Knightrider gets a pony


the Crank #96:
Depreciation: The silent killer


the Crank #95:
The Best American car ever?


the Crank #94:
L.A. versus Detroit—Highlights at 11


the Crank #93:
Update: Cross-border shopping


the Crank #92:
Is the reborn, rear-drive Impala dead?


the Crank #91: Are car makers blind?

the Crank #90:
Cross-border car shopping


the Crank #89:
Subaru's doin' diesels & Toyota's troubles with Tundra


the Crank #88:
Just what we need, more brands


the Crank #87:
Is Honda's new CR-Z doomed?


the Crank #86:
Women on women on cars


the Crank #85:
Ford's furious Focus fixes


the Crank #84:
At VW, which way is up?


the Crank #83:
Frankfurt 2007 -
Making sense of the chaos


the Crank #82:
Frankfurt 2007 -
Vive la difference!


the Crank #81:
Fool me thrice


the Crank #80:
There are knowns...


the Crank #79:
Import vs. Domestic—Who cares?


the Crank #78:
New Impreza's confounding looks


the Crank #77:
Walmart Wheels


the Crank #76:
Chrysler's close call


the Crank #75:
Hybrids losing steam


the Crank #74:
Chinese fireworks


the Crank #73:
Conceptually speaking...


the Crank #72:
If a Lincoln starts every time, does anyone care?


The Crank #71:
Why Kubica's crash was a no brainer


The Crank #70:
Kia's getting faster, maybe even more furious, too


the CRANK #69:
The New Chrysler:Now what?


the CRANK #68:
Is the retro Nitro a detour?


the CRANK #67:
Cheap gas is killing the planet


the Crank #66:
Youze either go big—or fuhgeddaboutit!—in the Big Apple


the Crank #65:
Detroit 2007: Hits & Misses…


the CRANK #64:
Au revoir, JV?


the CRANK #63:
Diesel destiny


the CRANK #62:
That '70s Car Company


the CRANK #61:
Idiots in Porsches, no more


the CRANK #60:
If you love somebody,
set them free


the CRANK #59:
RSX, R.I.P.


the CRANK #58:
Kia's Power of Hype


the CRANK #57:
Smaller Saturn sunk


the CRANK #56:
Dammit, I want that Super Licence!


the CRANK #55:
Brand Bastards II


the CRANK #54:
Sanity, lunacy and death


the CRANK #53:
Invisible Cars


the CRANK #52:
How did Smart get so dumb?


the CRANK #51:
It's not the country, it's the car


the CRANK #50:
It ain't easy being green.


the CRANK #49:
Challenger, Camaro: Build or bust?


the CRANK #48:
The General's Adult Playground


the CRANK #47:
Lotus blooms in Canada


the CRANK #46:
2005: The Underdogs


the CRANK #45:
The Top Three for Oh-Five


the CRANK #44:
This just in: Styling sells cars...


the CRANK #43:
Welcome to Planet Toyota


the CRANK #42:
Spied: The new Volkswagen Fez


The CRANK #41:
There’s new, and then there’s the best


the CRANK #40:
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the CRANK #39 -
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the CRANK #38 -
The SRT gang strike again


the CRANK #37 -
Monkey SEMA, monkey do


the CRANK #36 -
Mmm, mmm, Five!


the CRANK #35 -
I get a Hummer


the CRANK #34:
It’s the product, stupid!


the CRANK #33 -
Stiff, or Stanfield?


the CRANK #32 -
Bricklin's Back, sort of...


the CRANK #31 -
The General's Naming Games


the CRANK #30-
What was hot, and not, in 2004


the CRANK #29 -
2005 Canadian Car of the Year – NOT!


the CRANK #28 -
The air is certainly different on Planet Saturn


the CRANK #27 -
Unrequited love


the CRANK #26 -
Why Acura has it backwards


the CRANK #25 -
Bringing up the rear


the CRANK #24 -
An American Revolution in badging only


the CRANK #23 -
Rookie Review


the CRANK #22 -
Detroit's short term sales gain is turning into a long term brand pain


the CRANK #21 -
How do you like your Japanese meatballs?"


the CRANK #20 -
Our "car of the year", "ten best", "all-star" blow out


the CRANK #19 -
Psycho-Brits, qu'est-ce que?


the CRANK #18 -
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the CRANK #17 -
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the CRANK #16 -
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the CRANK #15 -
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the CRANK #14 -
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the CRANK #13 -
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the CRANK #12 -
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the CRANK #11 -
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the CRANK #10-
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the CRANK #09 -
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the CRANK #07 -
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the CRANK #06 -
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the CRANK #05 -
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the CRANK #04 -
Zero-percent financing plus zero sales = big trouble


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