Sanity, lunacy and death
April 21, 2006 - By John LeBlanc
This just in: Reports of sanity in Sweden running rampant In
an industry where more often than not corporate egos or whining dealers
push products into production without, let’s say, the most rationale of
business cases (Lincoln Blackwood, Plymouth Prowler, Pontiac Aztek, etc.),
leave it to ol’ level-headed, look-twice-before-crossing-the-street
Volvo to get all practical on us. Instead of knee-jerking to continue
with the moderately successful S60 sedan, Automotive News is
reporting that the Ford-owned Swedish carmaker is thinking the just
introduced S80 four-door might take the S60’s place in their lineup and
that the money saved would be more better spent on new models like a
crossover, coupe or sports car. S60 sales peaked right after the launch
in 2000 with 100,000, down to just 60,000 last year, and with sedans
being viewed more and more as a compromise for people with active
lifestyles and a bit of a an old man’s form of car, this bit of product
planning restraint is a breath of sanity. Ultimately, the future of the
next S60 will depend on the next-generation S40/V50,
due in 2010, which will be pushed upmarket when an expanded range of
C30-derived hatches and sedans taking its former position in Volvo’s
lineup.
Did you hear the one about the customer who walks into a Volkswagen dealership to buy a Golf, and drives away with a Rabbit? In
a marketing move smacking of desperation similar to Lincoln quickly
renaming their new Zephyr a MK-Z after only being on the market for a
few months (will that be Mark-Zed in Canada?), Volkswagen has made a
last minute decision to rebadge their fifth-generation compact
hatchback that’s arriving in dealerships this summer as a Rabbit. After
launching the car as a Golf at the Chicago auto show in March, the PR
spin is that "Volkswagen customers want a relationship with their cars.
Names like The Thing, Beetle, Fox, and Rabbit support this.” Concerns?
Oh yeah. First, playing the nostalgia card is risky. Most 20-something
Golf-cum-Rabbit targeted customers were running around in diapers when
the Rabbit badge was canned in ’84. Second, bye-bye brand equity, as
the Golf is only VW's best-selling badge in history, with more than 24
million built as of 2005. Finally, the insinuation is that North
American buyers aren’t sophisticated enough to take to the Golf as it
is. Peculiar, as historically, the Golf’s mojo is that it’s a real,
honest-to-Hans German car. Ironically, what VW is failing to promote
with the gen-five Golf is that its manufacture has been moved back to
Germany instead of Brazil or Mexico and is an amazing value for under
$20k.
Rumours of the death of fast Fords have been greatly spun This
might be a case for CSI: Detroit. With the Ford Focus SVT canned, Sport
Trac Adrenalin iced and a Fusion SVT for all of those SVT Contour faithful tagged as not-gonna-happen, one would be left with the impression that Ford’s SVT group
is dead. Not so, according to Mark Fields, the automaker's President of
the Americas. “The plan is to offer one performance car (Ford Mustang
Shelby Cobra GT500) and one truck (F-Series), going forward," Fields
explained recently at the New York auto show. A far cry from the boast
of one-year ago at the same show when Ford
said SVT (similar in concept to BMW’s M division) eventually would have
as many as five products. Maybe Ford needs to poach some of Chrysler’s
SRT gang who have managed to produce nearly a dozen (and counting) high
performance vehicles over the last few years.
- John LeBlanc, Publisher, www.straight-six.com
© National Post 2006. This article originally appeared in The National Post's Driving.
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