The SRT gang strike again
November 18, 2005 - By John LeBlanc
$100 grand for a Volkswagen? I’ll take two! New VW boss, ex-Chrysler
suit, Wolfgang Bernhard, last week decided that enough is enough. As of
early next year, the big-car-with-little-sales, the Phaeton, will no
longer be. Released in 2003 sharing a platform with Audi and Bentley,
the full-sized Phaeton was VW’s no-holds-barred attempt to move up the
food chain and take on no less than German rival Mercedes-Benz. The
Phaeton’s sales folly was mainly due to a lack of brand heritage
(vitally important at this rarefied end of the market), precipitous
depreciation and the not-very-upscale sales experience of having
well-heeled Phaeton customers having to rub elbows with Golf buyers in
VW showrooms.
It must be “premium”, look at the pricing A couple of weeks ago, you
read here that Honda Canada officials confirmed that the Acura EL’s
replacement, the CSX, would—yet again—be a loaded-up Civic sedan.
Wonder why Honda was holding out on the pricing? Where the donor
Civic’s 2006 pricing remains pretty much status quo from the last
model, the base Acura CSX, at $25,400, is priced similar to last year’s
top EL model, the Premium, with this year’s Premium carrying a whopping
30% increase to $31,900. Honda will argue that with a leather-trimmed
interior, navigation system and automatic transmission as Premium
standards, it’s a good value. Hot tip for returning EL owners: Wear
rubber boots to prevent the inevitable sticker shock.
Quattro Club membership granted Looking more like a TT five-door coupe
than a compact hatchback, Audi last week confirmed the availability of
their A3 with a 250-hp 3.2-litre V6 engine hooked up to a six-speed
Direct Shift Gearbox (DSG) automatic transmission and Quattro
all-wheel-drive. The 3.2 Quattro S-Line is in Canadian Audi dealers now
for $44,990.
Faster, Audi, faster! If the new hot A3 isn’t quick enough for you,
Audi also announced last week its long rumoured, mid-engined supercar
would make production by mid-2007. First seen as the LeMans concept at
the 2003 Frankfurt show, the production Audi R8 is based on
Lamborghini’s Gallardo (Audi owns Lambo, natch) and will have “far less
horsepower” than the smallest Lamborghini’s 500 and will sell between
US $80,000 and US $120,000 range.
Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, fur shoor A mild
facelift for the big 9-5, rebadged Subarus and Chevys being sold as
“new” product, and with General Motors selling off their stake in
Subaru, the killing off of the Subaru B9-based Saab 9-6
crossover—pardon yourself if you thought Saab was on their ninth life.
Apparently, you can hold off on the last rights for now, as Automotive
News is reporting that Saab will show a front-wheel-drive, concept
two-seater “that will have the DNA of our Sonett sports car” at the
Geneva auto show in March and is also developing a small SUV similar in
size to the BMW X3.
Maximum MINI Although barely into its mid-life cycle, the engineers at
BMW have dropped some weight and added some muscle to their MINI.
Specifically, the Cooper S John Cooper Works-tuned Grand Prix adds 8 hp
to now reach 218 hp. The diet involved stripping out the interior,
which loses the rear bench seat, sound-deadening floor material,
aluminum instead of steel control arms in the rear suspension and
lightweight 18-inch alloy wheels. MINI Canada has not determined
whether they will bring the Cooper S JCW GP into Canada.

Along with the intro of the new Viper SRT10 Coupe,
Chrysler also handed the over the keys to the Street and Racing Technology (SRT) gang's take on the
Charger. Full FTLOD Review to follow, but here are some intial
impressions:
Hands up those who thought the latest Dodge Charger had enough in the
go department? No? Well, then you’re exactly the type of customer whom
Chrysler’s SRT skunkworks has created
its 11th product in two years for. Similar to SRT-breathed-on versions
of Chrysler’s 300C, and Dodge’s Magnum, the Charger SRT8 gets more
power (courtesy of an all-new 425-hp 6.1-litre HEMI), tighter
suspensions bits, heftier brakes, and functional and aggressive-looking
exterior and interior enhancements. It all adds up to some impressive
numbers: 0-96 kph in the low 5 seconds, and SRT’s signature performance
test of 0-160-0 kph in less than 17 seconds. The Charger didn’t feel
out of place dicing it up on the track with the new Viper Coupe at
Chrysler’s preview event and was equally adept on real
roads. But here’s one last Charger SRT8 number that should get your
attention: it can be had for $44,790.
- John LeBlanc, Publisher, www.straight-six.com
© National Post 2005. This article originally appeared in The National Post's Driving.
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